Thurston Howell
Your Premier Yacht Rock Spectacular!

Meet your crew:
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Captain Silky on keyboards and vocals—so smooth even his scales sound like a sunset.
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Phineas Wigglesworth IX on drums—born in a thunderstorm, keeping perfect time ever since.
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Dr. Artemis Thatch on saxophone and keys—three imaginary doctorates, zero apologies.
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Jasper Tenpenny on bass—the Commodore of Cool, who has seen it all and sailed it all.
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Lord Beasley Waterford on guitar and vocals—impeccable taste, suspiciously good hair.
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Johann Wolfgang Vinderkindle on guitar and vocals—fretwork like warm trade winds.
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Fifi Fortiscue on vocals—the voice that could charm a harbor seal off a buoy.
Date: Friday, December 11, 2026
Time: 8:00 PM; Doors & Bar 7:00 PM
Tickets: $29 | $31 | $35
Venue: Larcom Theatre, 13 Wallis St., Beverly, MA
Grab your Piña Colada and set sail on a nostalgic odyssey through the smoothest soft rock hits of the ’70s and ’80s—a time when tube socks had stripes, bikes had banana seats, and kitchen phones had 20-foot curly cords. Get ready for Thurston Howell—Your Premier Yacht Rock Spectacular!
Sing along to chart-topping favorites like “Silly Love Songs” by Paul McCartney & Wings, “You’re So Vain” by Carly Simon, “What a Fool Believes” by The Doobie Brothers, “I Can’t Go for That” by Hall & Oates, “Brandy” by Looking Glass, and “Baby Come Back” by Player—plus unforgettable hits like “Baker Street” by Gerry Rafferty, “Ride Like the Wind” by Christopher Cross, and many more smooth classics!
Together, they have been bringing the smooth sounds of yacht rock to ports along the East Coast—from the rocky, lobster-scented docks of Bar Harbor, Maine, all the way down to the sun-soaked, palm-lined marinas of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Every harbor. Every sunset cruise. Every deck party in between. They were there. They were cool. They showed up with 100% pure uncut yacht rock…because you can’t fake smooth!
Bring your sailor hats and captain’s hats, gather your crew, and set sail with Thurston Howell for a Yacht Rock Spectacular. All hands on deck!
